- zombie: hey i just met you
- zombie: and this is crazy
- zombie: but here's some bath salts
- zombie: your face is tasty
June 2012
May 2012
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i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
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Dear fanfiction writers:
bwahahahahahaha
Rimming “the shit out of” someone is the WORST possible way you could phrase that.
GOD.
